Are You Ready for Some Commercial-Delivery-System Marketed as a Timeless-Battle-of-Modern-Day-Gladiators by Executives Who Know You’ll Eagerly Swallow Their Market-Researched, Over-hyped Bullshit?!!

by Jacob Dyck

11753583-largeI fell out of love with sports (and life in general) shortly after high school. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the appeal (the same way I understand why cats chase laser pointers), but watching chemically enhanced dickheads/felons engage in a struggle to see who can move a small piece of leather across a grass rectangle doesn’t fascinate me the way it did when I thought Gilligan’s Island was a good show.

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